A girl asks her paratrooper boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her Airborne boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. The paratrooper is ecstatic, but he had never had sex before either, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condom's. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The paratrooper insists on the family pack because he thinks he'll be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, he shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The paratrooper goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. He offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the paratrooper is still in deep prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass and still no movement from him. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers, 'I had no idea you were so religious." He turns and whispers back, "And I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
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