U.S. Marine Corps Oath of Enlistment

I, (pick a name the police won't recognize), swear...uhhhh....high-and-tight....grunt....cammies....kill....fix bayonets....charge....slash....dig....burn....blowup....ugh....Air Force women....beer....sailors wives....air strikes....Sir, yes sir!....whiskey....liberty call....salute....make a hole, ships company....Ooorah Gunny....grenades....women....OORAH! So Help Me Chesty Puller!!