A reading from the book of Armourments (Verses 16-20)

The only way to defeat him is with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!!

And now a reading from the book of Armourments (Verses 16-20)

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Then did He raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy."
And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals....
Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the counting shall be three. Four can causeth thee anal seizures. Five is right out.. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall suffer to be snuffed by it."

So sayeth, say I.