A very drunk sailor went into a bar and negotiated a "trick" with a working girl.
After they agreed on a price she took him into a back bedroom so they can proceed to do their thing.
After a period of exhaustive attempts the sailor asked, "How am I doing?"
The prostitute replied, "Oh, I'd say you're doing about 3 nots."
"Three knots only?" proclaimed the sailor.
The tart replied, "Yeah, three NOTS. You're not hard, you're not in, and you're not getting your money back."
About Me
- Bad-Bob
- Born at Fort Campbell, KY and raised an Army brat with men of the "Band of Brothers" and "We Were Soldiers.." as house guests and my Dad's friends. Always remember every day in the field is a Holiday, every meal a feast and blood is good for the grass.
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