Saddam's Lesser Known Relatives

Saddam's Lesser-Known Relatives

Now that Uday and Qusay have been eliminated, many of Saddam Hussein's lesser-known relatives are coming to the attention of American authorities including:

Sooflay ............the restauranteur

Guday...............the Australian half-brother

Huray...............the sports fanatic

Sashay..............the gay brother

Kuntay & Kintay.....the twins by his the African wife

Sayhay..............the baseball player

Ojay................the stalker/murderer

Gulay...............the singer/entertainer

Ebay................the Internet czar

Biliray..............the country music star

Ecksray...........the radiologist

Puray...............the gourmet chef

Regay...............the Jamaican half-brother

Tupay...............the brother with the bad hair

Lattay...............the sister who works in Starbucks

Bufay...............the chubby sister

Dushay.............the very clean sister

Phayray............the zookeeper sister who works in the gorilla house

Sapheway.........the sister who works in a grocery store

Ollay................the Mexican half-sister

Gudlay.............the slutty sister

And finally, there is Oyvey, but the family doesn't like to talk about him.